5) Starlings Cover Town In Poop
Macmillan Close in Hereford has recently been visited by 20,000 starlings. I don’t know if you’ve seen starlings dancing about in the sky at sunset before but it looks awesome. I imagine that when these lovely chirpy visitors first appeared the residents of the close welcomed them. But that was soon to change.
The god fearing folk of Macmillan Close soon realised that thousands of birds equals thousands of shits. Locals can’t leave the house without umbrellas and are having a right old winge about it.
In a couple of weeks the birds will drift off elsewhere, the rains will come down and wash everything clean and that’ll be the end of it. Get a grip.
☛ Now: Are Birds Really That Stupid?
