No amount of cheesy pizza is worth this.
Probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
It fell out of a book his dad was leafing through.
Poor guy can't seem to catch a break.
'I will have to wank over you.'
Apparently he knows some of the plot details too.
Kinda missing the point?
Typos are usually just annoying, but these ones turned out to be hilarious and offensive, bonus.