A police officer who was so horny that he forgot that the back of a police car automatically locks you inside managed to trap himself in the back seat with a woman he had just arrested, and then landed himself in heaps of trouble after he couldn’t get out. Here’s the footage of the cop […]
A 14-year-old roadman was brutally kneed in the b*llocks before being taken down to the ground by a police officer in Margate this week, prompting an investigation by Kent Police. For context, a large group of youngsters had turned rowdy and a dispersal order had been put in place, giving police the power to move
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Unhinged individual unexpectedly arrives at another person’s residence pic.twitter.com/0oDGx7ghWa — Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) May 21, 2024 Yikes – that was scary. What I want to know is why this family has a cat flap for crackheads? Really need to get a proper door sorted because that thing is clearly a security issue. Although it
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Laurence Fox has landed himself in hot water again after sharing a (since-deleted) upskirt photo of TV presenter Narinder Kaur on his Twitter page, apparently as revenge for Narinder mocking model Leilani Dowding for her ‘right wing views’ and for getting her baps out for money. Fox shared the photo – which shows Narinder Kaur
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Very disturbing moment at the World Snooker Championship on BBC One the other night, as a grown man in the audience was caught in the background nibbling on a child’s ear, in a clip that has since gone ridiculously viral. No one knows yet if this man is the child’s dad or what, but it’s
No matter what you make of Israel’s ongoing demolition of Palestine, any sensible person would agree that Jews should be able to walk around in peace like everyone else, whether they are in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine demonstration or not. Unfortunately, this police officer in London seems to disagree, and incredibly, threatens to arrest
Leaked footage of Homeland Security raiding Diddy’s home in Los Angeles has found its way online, and it looks like a full-blown military operation involving multiple armored vehicles, drones, and an army of agents with big weapons which they used to hold Diddy’s son Justin at gunpoint. Seriously, they stormed the place like they were
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I’m not sure whether this is the funniest or most terrifying Ring doorbell footage ever captured, but I think a lot of people would pay a monthly subscription to this specific camera if this is the sort of thing it captures on a regular basis: Boss this 😂 pic.twitter.com/9ZrA2i2BQh — 🍁 Potmongs (@notpotmongs) March 21,
Earlier this week, India Willoughby called the police and reported JK Rowling for misgendering her on Twitter. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Northumbria Police have now released a statement to confirm that they will not be investigating India’s complaint, because it did not “meet the criminal threshold.” JK Rowling has actually been misgendering the sh*t out of India
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It’s hard to know what a ‘hate crime’ is these days. Is it a hate crime/criminal offence to refer to trans woman India Willoughby as a man? Well, if so, I guess JK Rowling is guilty as charged after misgendering Willoughby into oblivion this week. It all started with yet another Twitter spat over whether
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The Naked Gun is one of the greatest comedy franchises ever and definitely not in need of a reboot, especially because the incredible star of these movies, Leslie Nielsen, is no longer with us. But if it HAS to be remade, then I can’t really think of anyone better than Liam Neeson to take on
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Usually when you get stories like this it’s about some terrible Winter Wonderland hosted on a disused industrial estate that involved a drunk Santa or stoned elves, so it’s nice to see this tale of a ‘shambolic’ Willy Wonka-inspired experience in Glasgow occur outside the festive season. Here’s the Willy’s Chocolate Experience that was advertised
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Music producer Marcus Adepoju, who calls himself ‘Menace to Society’, is facing a lengthy spell in jail after attempting to shoot a man over a £3.50 debt. Marcus Adepoju, 31, fired repeatedly through the man’s window in Catford, south-east London. Fortunately, he missed his target, but was subsequently arrested and convicted of multiple firearms and
An absolute massive cocaine haul – so large it could provide every man, woman and child in the UK with 2 lines each – has been seized at Southampton Port. As many as 114 million lines of the Class A drug were found among bananas in a container from South America, weighing in at 5.7 tonnes,
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Following that absolute calamity with the Florida police earlier today, it feels good to bring you this footage from Southwark in London, where a large crew of off-duty policemen happened to be nearby when some thug started attacking someone with a knife: A knife-wielding man has been jailed after a group of off-duty officers rushed
Police officer mistakes sound of acorn falling for gun shot and opens fire.
Police in Wigan spent four hours in a missing woman’s home watching Netflix and using her dumbbells.
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Eddie Murphy returns as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop 4.
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You might not think a police officer would need a taser to subdue a 10-year-old girl in her own home, but what if that 10-year-old girl is carrying a hammer and threatening to bash her mum’s brains in with it? Well, then it’s taser time, apparently: An officer has been cleared of any
Kanye and Bianca Censori are in hot water with Italian authorities.
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