There’s not much more you can do to piss someone off that you really hate than by hooking up with their girlfriend/wife/mother/daughter...
This is why we're developing technology.
They never learn.
Two peas in a pod.
Sounds like Bret is getting a bit bored in his retirement.
The war is over - McDonald's and Burger King are joining forces.
To hear his new material you're going to have to buy a Pornhub subscription son.