Woman Caught Finger-Blasting Herself On The Tube Says She Was ‘Scratching A Rash’
Of course she was.
The only playlist you need for a night of butt-hole fingering.
Rumour is that Iggy Azalea was born with a penis.
Turns out Bondax know how to have a laugh at their own expense – who would have thought it?
Fingering someone against their will is never cool, and fingering a musician in mid-air while they’re crowdsurfing is likewise never cool.