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This Is Why You Should Never Attempt To Kiss A Snapping Turtle

This Chinese dude from the Fujian province was showing off his snapping turtle to the camera, unknowingly moments away from making one of the dumbest decisions of his life.

This Chinese dude from the Fujian province was showing off his snapping turtle to the camera, unknowingly moments away from making one of the dumbest decisions of his life:

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Snapper turtles have pincer-like jaws that can clamp down and remain locked on pretty much anything. They’ve evolved into these ferocious little creatures because unlike normal turtles they’re too big to actually retreat into their shells when they feel threatened. Last thing you’d want to do is pucker up to one…

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But this plonker did…

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And now he’s walking around looking like this — damn:

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