4) Lucky Bitch
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Hostess with the mostess! Millie Mackintosh relaxes with soothing facial before Christmas ‘mayhem’ begins
More Fitting Headline: A Lazy Woman Has A Facial
Summary: Apparently Mackintosh is a Made In Chelsea “star”. She’s hit the Daily Mail online this week because she had a facial in preparation for the “mayhem” of Christmas. Or, if you read it from the point of view of someone who actually works for a living: some lazy bitch has got to do something other than go down the gym and she can’t be arsed.
Quote To Note: “Pre Christmas feast training session with @richtidmarsh! Ab wheel roll outs are brutal,” – I’ll tell you what’s brutal: working for a living, you should try that some time.
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “Is the reason that you fill all this space with nonentities because it’s cheap?” – nope, it’s because divs like you click on it.
I hate myself. Bye.
