The “I’m a Regular” Guy
The “I’m a Regular Guy” spends 6 solid hours a day in the gym. His source of income is unknown to baffled customers who have rarely seen him leave the place. More than anything, he really wants you to know that he’s all chummy with the staff. He high-fives and bro fists every second customer and makes a point of going behind the front desk to show just how matey he is. For the ‘I’m a Regular” Guy, the gym is the ultimate social occasion where he can have man-offs with other huge fellas and ogle the ladies until they feel sufficient cause to forever carry a rape whistle on their person.
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