The Disconcertingly Hench Guy
He looks like Popeye’s reflection in a wonky mirror yet nobody dares say anything because the guy’s arms are the size of a Labrador. His immense muscle gain (and shhhh whisper it; conspicuous steroid use) has taken its toll on his gait and he now permanently walks like he just received some loving from Ron Jeremy. His twisted perception of masculinity means that he has barely worked out his legs since 1983 and paired with his bulky chest and arms this makes him look like a Stretch Armstrong doll who’s had his legs gnawed off.
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