8 People You Will Meet In Every Gym

A handy guide to spotting all creatures great and small lurking in your gym. How many do you recognise?

The Disconcertingly Hench Guy

disconcertingly hench guy

He looks like Popeye’s reflection in a wonky mirror yet nobody dares say anything because the guy’s arms are the size of a Labrador. His immense muscle gain (and shhhh whisper it; conspicuous steroid use) has taken its toll on his gait and he now permanently  walks like he just received some loving from Ron Jeremy. His twisted perception of masculinity means that he has barely worked out his legs since 1983 and paired with his bulky chest and arms this makes him  look like a Stretch Armstrong doll who’s had his legs gnawed off.

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