2. CHRISTIAN BALE HAS INTEGRITY

Whilst that sounds totally bent, it’s quite interesting that Bale refused to portray Batman ever again. Reports say that he was offered around $50 million to return to the role that Affleck has taken. I highly doubt Affleck was offered the same amount, but he must have realised what he was getting himself into.

If someone is being offered 50 million dollars to come back, it’s basically saying they really don’t want anyone else. It’s like going to a brothel, paying for a delicious Thai honey and being presented with a two-toothed Scottish munter on crutches. Oh the owners will give you a nice discount, but it’s not the money you care about. All you want is a good fucking. Batman that is.

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