3. It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until You Inject It Into Your Dick
Everybody knows the dick is a muscle and the only thing better than having big muscles is a fat schlong to match. Once you’ve done the math the next step is a forgone conclusion, pack that hog with oil until it looks like a fleshy coke can.
Why stop there? That regular ball sack is going to look ridiculous next to your jelly dick so better even it out. It’s hard to see a downside here, but if there is one, it’s that your dick probably won’t work/fit in anything by the time you’re done.
They don’t make condoms with Synthol and Silicone injections in mind, but it probably won’t matter because nothing’s getting through anyway. If by some miracle it does, science suggests you would produce a Synthol-human hybrid abomination.
This actually happens on the reg too as this guy’s story proves.
