January 13, 2014
Figure Skater Who Fell Twice During Qualifiers And Came 4th Chosen For Olympics Over Girl Who Came 3rd Because She’s Prettier
Every year at the national figure skating championships, the top 3 finishers are chosen for the US Olympics team – that’s not how things worked out this year though.
VIDEO: Great Conversation Between Man Who Falls Through Ceiling And Man Whose Shop He Falls Into
The most casual reactions to someone crashing through a roof you will ever see, guaranteed.
Man With Bottle Stuck Up His Ass Has No Idea How It Got There (X-Ray Photograph)
Is it more surprising he had a bottle stuck up his ass or that he had no idea how it got there?
Philadelphia Police Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator
In 2014, women don’t just have to deal with sex pests, they also have to deal with weirdos with completely bizarre sex fetishes soliciting them in the street.
Teacher Lets Class Slap Student 40 Times, Offers Prize For Best Slap
A 12-year-old Chinese boy had to undergo eye surgery after his teacher set up a competition where other students were instructed to slap him across the face.
VIDEO: Alan Pardew Calls Manuel Pellegrini A ‘F*cking Old C*nt’
Following a particularly controversial decision in yesterday’s football match, Alan Pardew was spotted calling rival manager Manuel Pellegrini ‘a f*cking old c*nt’.