The punchlines write themselves.
Get with the times.
Starting them young.
Nostradamus eat your heart out.
Carnage.
The Great War is here.
Brutal.
It's written by Nick Cave and involves Maximus waging war against Roman Gods.
Beautiful yet harrowing.
Are people just nit-picking now?
Dignified.
Boom.
You don't see them like this anymore.
Gotcha.
Turns out Thomas Shelby might be around for a bit of time yet.
Absolutely shocking.
Relics of the past.
Apparently Shia LaBoeuf's performance is comparable to Marlon Brando in his prime.
They screwed up big time by messing with this gal.
Maybe not the wisest idea saying it out loud.
North Korea only has one friend left, and even they're getting really sick of Kim Jong Un's shit...
One woman is determined to look good while she's hiding a lethal weapon.
Not good news.
Bummer.
Way too much information.
Rubber dinghy rapids bro.
This generation's Cold War.
When you threaten nuclear war and the whole world laughs at you.
Now that's hardcore.
More war! Yes!