3. The prick dressed up like Roger Federer outside Wimbledon station

The people who run Wimbledon station are bad enough. Setting up a hellish queuing system to get out of the station and onto the over priced Routemaster buses up to the tennis. But the bellend they have poncing around in all whites and a tennis racket, whose only claim to fame is that he sort of looks like Roger Federer and then acts like this gives him the right to be some sort of fucking street performer — he needs a slap.