2. The people in charge of the Wimbledon Morrisons.
Not content to be outdone by the above-mentioned array of opportunistic wanks, the owners of Morrisons thought that they would step up their twat-game and put all the others to shame. How did they do this? They replaced the first “O” in “Morrisons” with a “U” so that it now reads “Murrisons”… as in Andy Murray! Mental! I mean whoever thought that up is some sort of visionary genius. They have broken new ground with this. I’ve never come across something that can literally make me vomit in anger before.
