3) It’s Not A Bomb It’s A Haggis

Ian Blake was returning home to Inverness this week via Birmingham airport. Security suspected the Scotsman of having a darker motive, Ian said “As I was going through the scanning device, airport security staff pulled me out of the line and said ‘We think you have a suspected plastic explosive in your luggage, sir’.”

Uh oh. It wasn’t long before they realised it wasn’t a bomb at all, it was just a harmless haggis. Security staff were probably a little embarrassed and let him go on his way. Mr Blake goes on to say “The ironic thing was I was also carrying my sgian dubh (a traditional knife). It was inside a pair of shoes in my bag. I thought the scanner might pick up the metal on the sgian-dubh but it didn’t. It was just the haggis that they thought might be dangerous.”

Apparently the security divs didn’t even crack a smile about the haggis incident. It looks delicious doesn’t it?

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