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Mysterious Statue Of Satan With A Massive Erection Appears Outside Vancouver Train Station

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Who the hell was responsible for this?

Commuters from the Clark Drive Skytrain station in East Vancouver were met with a puzzling site as they went along their journey yesterday because someone had placed a nine foot statue of Satan with a huge erection in front of the station.

Train station officials were quick to take down the statue – which was erected (lol) where a Christopher Columbus statue once stood – but not before it was splashed all over Twitter and social media. They’ve got no clue as to where it came from though, and it leave us wondering if it could be a sign of the coming apocalypse. Here’s hoping it isn’t, but maybe buy yourself some apocalypse hunting knives just in case.

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