2) Sheep Invasion
A small Lancashire town has been invaded by blood sucking zombie sheep. Well, I lied about the blood sucking zombie bit. They’ve just been invaded by sheep, and they’re scaring the kids.
The town of Rawtenstall has had to stop school kids playing outside to avoid them being harassed by local sheep. They’ve had stray sheep in the town before but for some reason it’s getting worse. They’re basically doing what they like, where they like, and that includes excavating their bowels of course. The town is filled with sheep logs.
They’ve spoken to the council but they say it’s not their responsibility. They just told them to call the police! HA HA. It’s such an English news story, in the US it would be bison or bears, in Australia it would be poisonous something-or-others, in England it’s sheep. How lame.
☛ Now: Senegalese Best Sheep Contest
