4. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
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You might think that the tagline “The lucky ones died first” could apply to any number of Mediterranean resorts, and in many ways you would be right. The Hills Have Eyes is a slightly different kettle of fish to Malia though. Having to wait at Stanstead Airport for a day and a half because a flock of migrating pelicans have flown into the jet engine of your plane may seem bad, but spare a thought for the Carter family who just wanted to go to San Diego for a holiday. Did they get there? Did they fuck. Remember how shit it was when you lost your passport in Magaluf? Well, having your family crucified, raped, eaten and just generally dicked on by horny mutants might just be a bit worse.
