2) Outside
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: It’s supposed to go on your mouth, not in it! Abbey Clancy finds a novel way to carry her lipgloss as she and Peter Crouch go out
More Fitting Headline: Nothing interesting happened
Summary: Peter Crouch, who is a chap that kicks balls for a living was seen with his wife, who wears clothes for a living. They were both outside. For a short amount of time she put a lipgloss container in her mouth. Possibly to stop herself from screaming with joy that the paparazzi gave a turd about what she was doing as she nipped down to Asda.
Quote To Note: “Peter wore a dark grey button-up T-shirt, with blue jeans and long coat too, and black aviator style sunglasses” – they always describe what people are wearing next to the picture of them wearing it. What’s the point?
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “I am SO ashamed…I’ve reached a new low…I clicked on and partially read, a story about a ‘celebrity’ holding her lipgloss between her teeth. Still, it’s not as if there is anything else happening in the world like a missing plane with hundreds of people on board etc etc etc” – YES! Come on Daily Mailers, rise above it!
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