Elon Musk Suggests A ‘Literal D*ck Measuring Contest’ Between Him And Mark Zuckerberg To Settle Beef Once And For All

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Thing have been heating up between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg ever since they agreed to a cage fight a few weeks back. Since then, Zuckerberg has released his own version of Twitter called ‘Threads‘, which resulted in Elon filing a lawsuit against Meta.

Now, it seems their beef has devolved into some good old fashioned internet cyberbullying. Well, on Elon’s part, at least. He’s been going around commenting ‘Zuck is a cuck’ on Twitter and then challenged Zuckerberg to a literal penis-measuring contest:

Which I think we can all agree is taking things too far? I mean, I’m not trying to d*ck shame anyone here, but the last thing anyone wants to see is Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg measuring each other’s penises to determine tech mogul superiority. Then again… it would probably sell a billion PPVs and would make great content, so why not?

Either way, it’s amazing to think that two grown men with a combined net worth of almost half a trillion are sniping at each other in this way. If they do eventually get in an MMA cage with each other (or indeed have a willy-measuring contest), it will undoubtedly be one of the biggest events of all time. Seems the build-up is already in full effect.

Watch out, Elon:

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