Prince’s Pimp Levels Went Astronomical At The French Open The Other Day
There’s not many people who could rock a fucking sceptre to the French Open and actually pull it off, but Prince is one of those people.
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William And Kate Went To New Zealand And Got Freaky With The Locals
William and Kate visited New Zealand yesterday and got properly involved with the eskimo kissing and checking out loads of bare tattooed butt cheeks.
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Woman Sends $500,000 To Nigerian Scammer She Met On Christian Mingle
One of the most remarkable scams we’ve ever heard of – this man managed to fleece this woman of half a million dollars after meeting her on a Christian dating website.
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Chris Brown Admits To Losing Virginity Aged Eight
In a somewhat bizarre and unnecessary admission, Chris Brown has stated that he lost his V plates pretty much as soon as he got out of diapers.
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We Need A Town Crier Like Prince William & Kate
This town crier smashed the royal baby announcement. Let’s get one for Sick Chirpse.
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Top Five Songs To Receive A Lapdance To
Here’s the top five songs to have playing while you receive a lapdance.
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Top 10 Prince Phillip Gaffs
Prince Philip has been taken to hospital for exploratory surgery. We pay tribute to the Prince with a list of the Prince’s most shocking gaffs.
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Songs In The Key Of Masturbation
Some subtle, some showy and some that are just down right fvcking dirty…the songs that pay homage to masturbation.
