Take it easy next time you've got a traffic jam in your colon.
Sounds like he was being quite annoying.
You're literally dousing whale poop on yourself every day.
Talks a lot of shit.
Easy mistake to make.
Gotta be careful with your choice of words partner.
When you’re about five years old you probably think that there’s no greater insult than pooping on someone else’s property, but by...
Serves him right.
That did NOT go to plan.
This is what happens when you don't win at home for a year.
Imagine becoming internet famous for having explosive diarrhoea.
"It got Grandma".
Can you smell what The Rock is pooping?
Imagine walking down the street one day, and this happens to you.
How was the first date? It was shitty.
This could change the entire world as we know it.
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
When you gotta go, you really gotta go.
Imagine getting smashed in the head by a lump of shit the size of a football.