This is the movie people want to see.
How to deal with not being in Arsenal's Champion's League squad: get wasted and embarrass yourself.
Nicklas Bendtner is in trouble again for his off pitch behaviour.
If you're a professional footballer this is probably something you definitely shouldn't do. But then this is Nicklas Bendtner.
Believe it or not, footballers have the capacity to be dickkheads. Who were the standout candidates this season?
'Please man, I just want a meat feast pizza. Don't you know who I am? I could buy this whole pizzeria!'