This is his 4th film where he wanks on camera.
Why didn't they cast a real mermaid?
The perfect wedding day.
It's going to be an emoji extravaganza.
It's the story of two mermaid sisters who eat men and decide to get jobs as strippers.
Most of us spend our weekends getting smashed, whereas this lot prefer to get splashed.
I am down with the paranormal, unfortunately it's pretty much 110% not true. Here's some shitty piccies to LOL you up.