Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

And we’re off…

The duality of man.

Can’t believe Craig would lie like this.

Average Chelsea fan.

More like 1.5/2.

He’s dodged a bullet there.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

She cured him.

Bad news – not even she knows who the father is.

Environmentally sustainable pick up lines.

‘Recently Active’ may be a stretch.

Is he 12?

What a catch!

Rich and a lot of money?

Probably wouldn’t mind an F either.

Can’t tell if this is smooth or creepy.

Good to know.

I guess the answer is ‘no’.

This could mean anything between free pap smear and free murder.

A bloke with standards? WTF?

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.