Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

There’s a lot to unpack here.

What if he changed it to ‘last night in the world’?

How could she resist?

Ready to commit treason!

Omelette au fromage, pls

A man of culture.

Conversation 101.

Did she just break both of her rules?

Now, now, no need to be mean!

Letting you know what you’re in for.

Think he’s in with a chance here.

The incredible dick man.

Deep.

Just a heads up.

She stuck with the punchline – fair play.

A manager at McDonald’s and a rabbi?

Honk, honk.

Where is she squirting from? Is she lactating?

I don’t think he owns a Mercedes.

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.