Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

If this is what “no hookups” looks like I’m in

From the heart.

Hey at least he’s honest.

And they say romance is dead.

Including your wallet and bank account.

How to kamikaze yourself in a Tinder conversation.

Spreads easily like STDS?

Magical.

Oh sweet, innocent summer child.

Dude really handles rejection well.

That was a rollercoaster ride.

Best ice breaker ever.

I think we found the one, ladies.

“Medium ugly girls” bet that line really reels the ladies in.

If you don’t someone else will.

Obviously.

How to spot an engineering student.

“No u”

The f*ck….?

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.