Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Well played.

Gonna have to prove that.

Mama mia!

Bargain.

Damn Pat it was going so well!

Polish Tinder is wild.

Welp.

Who’s ready to be the little spoon?

Why Matt why?

That’s just insane.

Damn Garrett.

Two nopes and a nope.

Ouch.

Qualified.

I’m gonna copy & paste this to anyone who takes longer than 5 minutes to reply.

Salad tossers – your time.

Lovely.

Sure does.

Oh right.

That doorknob is unfortunately placed.

Better than the other way around I guess.

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.