The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #292

The most brutal rejections and devastating putdowns in the dating app world this week.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Seems a good reason to live.


Line up, ladies.

Objection, hearsay!

Err, close enough.

Well played.

Is he talking about giving or taking it?

Am I on Tinder or AirBnB?

No risk, no reward.

Big talk.

Heart attack incoming.

Buzz killer.

Definitely huffs that cleaning product in the background.

She’s only not replying because she’s busy planning your wedding.

Solid business plan.

Don’t be like Brett.

She’s cracked the code.

And unmatch.

FFS Bob.

Dude definitely just avoided being robbed/murdered.

How to put women off watermelon forever.



The duality of man.

Aaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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