Miss BumBum Plans To Outbid Playboy Model For Messi Tissue By Offering £500,000 NEWS / By MF Jones We have ourselves a bidding war.
Playboy Model Bids £438k On Tissue Messi Used In Farewell Conference To ‘Pose Naked With It’ NEWS / By MF Jones Well of course.
Teenager Gets Offered £10,000 By Doritos For Finding Rare Puffy Crisp NEWS / By MF Jones Ten grand for a crisp.
Taylor Swift RIPS Into Scooter Braun In Open Letter After He Sells Her Masters For $300M+ NEWS / By MF Jones Taylor Swift has been well and truly screwed over.
This Woman Is Selling Her Virginity For An Obscene Amount In Order To Save Her Family Home NOT THE NEWS / By Billy Bronson Any takers?
The Dude Who Tried To Sell His Plastic Fiver Got Totally Scammed NEWS / By Billy Bronson What was he expecting?
Elon Musk Just Announced He Is Working On Another Top Secret Masterplan NEWS / By timw_brap He’s up to something.
Martin Shkreli Wants To Buy The Gun Used To Kill Trayvon Martin NEWS / By timw_brap Of course he does.