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ESPN has released a brilliant comic for every country of the World Cup featuring all your favourite superstars.
This is it - Can England actually beat one of the great footballing nations in a major tournament for the first time...
What better way to spend the first day of Euro 2012 that doesn't have any football then reliving all the goals from...
England V Ukraine - winner takes all. Who's going home?
Some big games today and Sick Chirpse is here to predict them for you.
Mario Balotelli loves to court controversy but are we blowing his behaviour way out of proportion?