I don’t know what you thought you might need going into the weekend, but I’m fairly sure a comprehensive map of UK based on their fetishes compiled by the fine people of PornHub probably wasn’t in your thoughts. But now that you’re here it’s sure to make a great conversation starter with whoever you’re hanging out with this weekend.

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So without further ado, here’s the diagram that will be getting forwarded through all your laddy WhatsApp group chats all over the weekend:

OK so just in case you don’t know what all of those terms mean, here’s a quick refresher course for you:

ASMR: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response/ Whisper Porn

BBW: Big Beautiful Women

JOI: Jerkoff Instructions

POV: Point Of View

So what can we learn from that? Basically everyone in Wales is interested in being turned on by listening to weird noises, people in East Anglia like being told what to do, people in Cornwall are all closet homosexuals, maybe they are in Scotland too and in the north of England they’re into chubby little wastemen/women. More likely women though I suppose given the subject matter.

I guess that isn’t really anything that we didn’t know already though is it? Still, it’s a good conversation starter isn’t it?

For more of the same, check out this couple that are way too public about their S & M fetish. Come on now.