"Bro why is she touching you... that's bare haram."
It doesn't work.
We're not in Hawkins any more.
He's racked up a line there.
His name is Mr Broccoli.
Must be tough.
This story just gets wilder and wilder.
Wrong place, wrong time.
Could it finally be happening?
Is UEFA finally serious about stamping out racism?
An incel straps on a GoPro and shows off his pick up techniques.
Imagine if this had happened.
Through hellfire and Peri Peri sauce.
Nobody is claiming them.
He eventually died.
The 22 year old Ukrainian dwarf posed as a 6 year old girl to infiltrate their family and try and murder them.
Don't look into his eyes.
You've got to be seriously brave to wear this.
Ryan gives a masterclass on how not to chat up women in this week's Tinder round-up.
Her new career is going well.