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OKCupid or OKStupid?

Ro Elfberg dives into the world of online dating and finds a treasure chest of creeps waiting for her.

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How very specific, will the porn style sex involve you having an 11 inch cock and a crew of people standing around us yelling ‘GET WOOD’ at you?

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Fuck yes, get to sit on God’s face.

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I’ll fit in your pocket and while I’m there, cut your balls off with a razor sharp jammy dodger 

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It was actually Tuesday…

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Sometimes it’s hard not to assume the role of Internet troll

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You had me at ‘in Ritz’. You wanna wine with me, like dutty wine? After dinner? Sounds bad for digestion but we can give it a whirl.

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My favourite. Hands down.

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Just reading this in a French accent makes it funny. ‘Hoping enjoy’.

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Please. Stop.


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