An absolute portaloo WAR broke out at the Morgan Wallen concert in Pittsburgh last night, and I don’t even want to think about the bacteria that was exchanged over the course of it. Enough to start the next pandemic, possibly?

Porta potty brawl in Pittsburgh at Morgan Wallen concert (via @barstoolsports) pic.twitter.com/GoMjYPsJ3m

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) September 1, 2023

Wild stuff. I love the bit where the girl in the hat just took a massive dump and then opened the door to pure chaos, like Peter Griffin fighting the chicken in Family Guy:

Also have to talk about blondie in the white boots who rolled up like Stone Cold Steve Austin and just started wailing on everybody. I don’t know if she even knew anyone involved in the fight or just wanted a piece of the action but boy what a dominant performance:

Obviously it’s never nice to see situations like this and we can only hope everyone left the situation unscathed and without poop fragments all over themselves, though that’s probably doubtful at a Morgan Wallen show whether you got into a portaloo fight or not.

This footage is going immensely viral as we speak so who knows, maybe we’ll get to see/hear more from the combatants in the coming days. Jeez, how easy is it to become an internet celebrity these days?

To watch a group of festivalgoers push over a portaloo with a guy who jumped the queue still inside, click HERE. Justice, I suppose.