So apparently fidget spinner porn is now a thing and if that news weren’t stupid enough on its own, Pornhub has said it is the latest big hit on their site.
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New data from the porn website shows that there’s been a massive surge in interest for fidget porn in recent weeks, with searches for ‘fidget spinner’ up by 282% on average. They’ve already received 2.5 million searches for videos that include the toy over a ten day period at the beginning of this month. What a time to be alive.
It’s no surprise that a huge percentage of those searches have come from people between the ages of 18-24. I’m not quite sure if they’re looking to get themselves off using fidget spinners or they just find watching fidget spinners pleasurable, but either way, it’s a fucking joke.
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If you do a search on Pornhub, you’ll mostly find that they’re all just jokey or people pulling tricks with the toys, rather than people actually having sex with them somehow. However, some videos like Dank Fidget Spinner on Hot Ass, are kind of NSFW.
Anyway, I think this is proof that the fidget spinner trend has gone too far. Although we kind of already knew that when this girl ended up choking on hers. Enough now guys.
