Trailer Drops For ‘Crackoon’, A Movie About A Raccoon Going On A Crack-Fueled Murder Rampage

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Following the success of Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark, the next entry into the CCU (Cocaine Cinematic Universe) appears to be Crackoon, in which an innocent raccoon accidentally devours a batch of this new synthetically-altered street drug and begins murdering everything in sight.

The poster looks pretty cool…

The trailer is, um, well, have a watch for yourself:

Well I guess there’s a reason why the comment section on YouTube has been switched off and that’s because this may very well be the worst entry in the Cocaine Cinematic Universe yet, and by some margin too. I get that they’re going for the ‘so bad it’s good’ category, but this literally looks like they shot the whole film in about 10 days. With a budget of about $200 that they probably only burned through half of.

Who knows, though? Could be so good that it warrants a sequel in the end. I am liking the idea of this ‘animals on drugs’ franchise though. What next? Meth Monkey? Heroin Hedgehog? Mice on Ice? So many possibilities.

For something a little more serious, check out the trailer to Martin Scorsese’s ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’ HERE.

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