It’s been a while since we checked in on Katie Price’s t1ts, and that’s on us failing to fulfill our responsibilities as elite level journalists. Massive apologies. Turns out the former Page 3 legend is planning a 17th boob job, although some of the comments she’s been receiving under a recent Instagram photo are so […]
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This should do wonders for all those Kate Middleton conspiracy theories doing the rounds – Kate Middleton pictured in UFO-style footage that looks like it was taken on an old slider phone. Kate Middleton kidnapped by aliens, probed for 4 weeks, and returned to Earth – confirmed? TMZ (who else?) managed to capture this image
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It’s not been a great few days for Red Bull boss Christian Horner. First, embarrassing WhatsApp messages he’d been sending to a female employee leaked online on the eve of the new Formula 1 season, and now, Jos Verstappen, father of three-time champion and Red Bull driver Max Verstappen, has publicly called on him to
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There’s nothing funnier than a disappointed granddad grudging from beyond the grave, and that’s exactly what this story about 91-year-old Frederick Ward Snr is all about. Frederick Ward Snr sparked a family row after leaving almost all of his £500k fortune, including his flat worth £450,000, to his children Terry and Susan when he died
Man Left Grandkids With £50 Of £500,000 Fortune Because They Didn’t Visit Him Enough Read More »
It’s been a while since we heard about Leo DiCaprio hooking up with some 20-something model, but this story involving 22-year-old Playboy model Hieke Konings might suggest that the Titanic legend is losing his mojo a little bit. Then again, maybe not, when you hear the whole story. It turns out that Leo DiCaprio did
The dumbest weightlifter on the planet has had 39 coins and 37 magnets removed from his intestine after he swallowed the metals under the assumption that ”zinc helps in bodybuilding.” X-rays taken before the surgery inside Sir Ganga Ram Hospital in New Delhi show massive metal clots forming in the unnamed 26-year-old’s intestines after he
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The organiser behind the shambolic Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow is on a bit of a sympathy quest at the moment as he’s revealed he will no longer be going ahead with his ‘dream wedding’ funded by ticket sales from the event. The other day, footage of Glaswegian parents yelling and screaming at Billy Coull
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Being eskimo sisters with your mum is downright nasty, but then the Cyrus family are a notoriously weird bunch and have proven it again with a love triangle involving Noah Cyrus, 24, Tish Cyrus, 56, and Prison Break legend Dominic Purcell, 54. Tish Cyrus is accused of “stealing” her now-husband Dominic Purcell from her own
Red Bull boss Christian Horner has been under investigation for some weeks now after a female employee of the Red Bull Formula 1 team accused him of ‘inappropriate and controlling behaviour’; claims the 50-year-old has denied from the start. Well, kinda hard to deny it now that all these WhatsApp messages have leaked online: There’s
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Honesty is an admirable trait, but I’m not sure what Bradley Cooper was thinking when he admitted in an interview this week that he initially wasn’t really sure if he loved his daughter or whether he’d take a bullet for her if someone stormed into their home with a gun. The Hollywood star told Page
Kellogg’s CEO Gary Pilnick has a pro tip for customers who can’t afford to feed their families in 2024: just eat cereal for dinner. The price of cereal has really gone up in recent times so I’m not even sure this is the bargain he thinks it is, but just have a listen to this
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You would think that the French of all people would appreciate a beautiful woman like Bianca Censori walking around town with her vagina out, but apparently the wife of Kanye West is facing prison and/or a fine of €15,000 after testing the laws of exhibitionism in Paris. Bianca Censori had her vagina and backside on
Kanye West’s Wife Bianca Censori Is Walking Around With Her Bare Vagina On Show In Paris Read More »
Very sad news today as WWF/E legend Virgil AKA Mike Jones has passed away aged 61 following a long health battle. Virgil was best known for his 8-year run in Hogan-era WWE where he worked as Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase’s personal assistant. Him finally nailing Dibiase with the Million Dollar Belt at the 1991
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Last year, Sopranos legend Drea De Matteo AKA Adriana La Cerva decided to launch an OnlyFans account (only about 20 years too late). She’s now spoken out about how joining the platform ‘saved her life’ and made her a sh1t tonne of money, which helped her pay off her mortgage in just minutes. It turns
Peaky Blinders actor Paul Anderson was arrested for crack cocaine possession at a pub in Hampstead, west London, last month, with his lawyer later explaining in court that the actor had just wanted to please fans who were begging to get f***** up with Arthur Shelby. Well, Anderson, 46, has sparked fresh concern with this
When I saw the headlines about a new P Diddy lawsuit I just thought it was yet another sexual assault case brought against the Bad Boy mogul. Turns out there’s a lot more to this one though, involving claims that Diddy had sex with rapper Meek Mill and R&B star Chris Brown, and that he
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The most incriminating photo of all time has resulted in a woman from County Clare, Ireland losing a £649,967 compensation case for injuries she supposedly suffered when her car was hit from behind by another motorist. Kamila Grabska, 36, sued RSA Insurance for near £650k, claiming she hurt her back so badly in the 2017
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Off the bat I want to say there’s about a 0.001% chance that this is true (if that), but journalistic standards are so high at Sick Chirpse that we would be remiss to not at least investigate this rumour of Kate Middleton getting a BBL, which would explain why she’s been missing for over a
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Usually when you get stories like this it’s about some terrible Winter Wonderland hosted on a disused industrial estate that involved a drunk Santa or stoned elves, so it’s nice to see this tale of a ‘shambolic’ Willy Wonka-inspired experience in Glasgow occur outside the festive season. Here’s the Willy’s Chocolate Experience that was advertised
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Boyzone legend Shane Lynch is a born-again Pentecostal Christian these days, and so I guess it stands to reason that he’s now accusing Taylor Swift of performing ‘demonic rituals’ at her shows, and brainwashing her fans into joining the dark side. Lynch told the Sunday World: “I think when you’re looking at a lot of
Astrid Wett is an OnlyFans girl who claims to be a massive Chelsea fan, but probably only does it for the clout and to coax Chelsea fans into subscribing to her page (which seems to be working, to be fair). Well at the Carabao Cup final on Sunday, Astrid claimed that she turned up to
Nashville hardcore outfit Llorona are going viral this week after one of their band members allegedly dosed his bandmate with estrogen in an attempt to steal his fiancée. What an absolute piece of sh*t! Llorona shared the story on their Instagram page, claiming that the vocalist “Diego” attempted to “force a transition” on his supposed pal
Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers has come under fire after calling a female reporter a ‘good girl’ in a tense interview in which he refused to elaborate on a previous comment he had made. Rodgers’s Celtic haven’t been in the best form recently, but they managed to secure a scrappy 3-1 win at Motherwell on Sunday
Music producer Marcus Adepoju, who calls himself ‘Menace to Society’, is facing a lengthy spell in jail after attempting to shoot a man over a £3.50 debt. Marcus Adepoju, 31, fired repeatedly through the man’s window in Catford, south-east London. Fortunately, he missed his target, but was subsequently arrested and convicted of multiple firearms and
The spicy chicken wings/porn star world was thrown into a loop the other week when we learned ‘Hot Ones’ host Sean Evans was dating adult film star Melissa Stratton… only to dump her as soon as the relationship went public and people began trolling him online. For example, this brutally unnecessary Tweet by serial shagger
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Ricky Gervais is probably one of the greatest comedians of the modern era. Joe Lycett? Not so much. Still, we all have our critics, and Lycett went on The News Agents podcast the other night to share his disappointment with Gervais’s more recent shtick. Lycett hit out at Gervais’s ‘comedically weak’ Netflix special Supernature, and
Joe Lycett Says Ricky Gervais Is ‘Wasting His Skill’ On Attacking Trans Community Read More »
Back in 2017, grime legend Wiley, real name Richard Cowie, was awarded an MBE for his services to music, which he readily accepted while looking like needed to take a massive p1ss: Sadly, seven years and a load of antisemitic comments later, Wiley has now been made to forfeit his MBE for ‘bringing the honours
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An absolute massive cocaine haul – so large it could provide every man, woman and child in the UK with 2 lines each – has been seized at Southampton Port. As many as 114 million lines of the Class A drug were found among bananas in a container from South America, weighing in at 5.7 tonnes,
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Very sad news this week with the tragic death of adult film legend Kagney Linn Karter, made worse when the gruesome details of her death were revealed. Now, Louis Theroux, a man who got to know her well in 2012, has paid tribute to the 36-year-old with the following Tweet: Very sad to learn of
Charli XCX has leaked a list of ridiculous marketing ideas that her record label suggested for her, including getting her nipples pierced, leaking a sex tape, acting like an obnoxious idiot on the tube, and getting caught shoplifting in a stunt they titled ‘Winona moment’, in reference to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for shoplifting
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