SHE HAS HER OWN T-SHIRT AND A BADGE, JESUS CHRIST AWWWW.

Also try and forget that is just a blatant and calculated marketing tool to promote Bandai, just come and be part of the reality that I have chosen wherein this cat really is the best man for job, and was picked after her historic drug bust of prolific catnip smugglers. Don’t worry I’ll go back to writing about vaginas and insulting Swedish House Mafia fans again after this.

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In other news I have recently appointed a hamster accountant and paid a local badger to tarmac my drive.