The Nightmarish ‘Longer’ Version Of Monopoly Is Now For Sale On Amazon NEWS / By MF Jones Shotgun top hat.
Best Man Beats The Shit Out Of Bride, Her Mum & Sisters For Telling Groom To Go To Bed NEWS / By MF Jones The wedding was annulled soon after.
Lovebox Festival Brutally Shames Dappy On Twitter For Sliding Into Their DMs NEWS / By MF Jones Ouch.
Diane Abbott Heads To The Polls Wearing Two Mismatching Left-Footed Shoes NEWS / By MF Jones For the many, not the shoe.
Man Pulls 32-Foot Tapeworm Out Of His Butt While Using The Toilet (NSFL) NEWS / By MF Jones Oh hell no (NSFL).
Keanu Reeves’ ‘Matrix 4’ And ‘John Wick 4’ Are Scheduled To Drop On The Same Day MOVIES / By MF Jones May 21, 2020 is Keanu Reeves Day.
The Outrage Over Greta Thunberg Winning TIME’s Person Of The Year Is Astronomical NEWS / By MF Jones Who should have won instead?