Mum Gets Thrown Off Ride At Thorpe Park Because Her Humungous Breasts Were Deemed Unsafe
Safety first.
“I like my men like I like my pizza…”
“Do you deep fry your fingers before you bite your nails?”
And not because “bacon tastes good hurr durr”.
After his explicit confession, will he be extradited?
Mitigating circumstances.
Someone just died *Loudly Crying Face*
There’s something fishy going on here.