Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope’s arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.
You will probably never have to fool a baboon into showing you where his water is, but it’s nice to know how just in case you are thirsty in the desert one day.
Here’s a video of DMX getting into the Xmas spirit by singing Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer in his own unique way. You know, the way that DMX drops a ‘COME ON’ or a ‘WUT’ with his fucked up crack smoked out groggy throat that everyone loves to hear.
Everyone loves bacon, right? Here’s another reason to go wild over the stuff: bacon flavoured shaving cream.
The geniuses over at Master of Malt have created an advent calendar that delivers a glistening, golden vile of Scotch to you on each and every December morn.