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Passenger Caught Jerking Off On Plane Forces Flight To Make Emergency Landing

Masturbating Passenger Causes Emergency Landing

Who the can’t go 6 hours without cracking one out?

Doug Adams was travelling on a Virgin flight from Logan Airport to LAX and started masturbating, which caused the plane to be diverted to Omaha.This might be an even dumber reason to ground a plane than a dog taking a shit on board. Adams was allegedly experiencing ‘psychopathic episodes’ on board the plane and at one point tried to escape the plane through the emergency exit which forced it to make an emergency landing where he was taken to a hospital for observation. Filmmakers Sam Slater and Paul Bernon were seated in front of Adams and provided a detailed account of the incident:

He asked if he could use the restroom, he had been mumbling about not trying to be violent, and how I don’t want to be a violent person. And we’re sitting in the front row, and we’re both a little concerned and watching what’s happening. When he came out of the bathroom, he sat back down, he was arguing with the woman next to him, said he didn’t want to sit next to her. He got back up, told the attendant he wanted her to move, and at that point they paged to see if there was a doctor on board. He at that point was fidgeting and began to remove the plastic covering from the emergency exit door, and tried to pull to open the door.

Maybe he should have just listened to one of these songs about masturbating and tried to calm down eh? Either way we hope he’s OK because it sounds like he’s pretty messed up.

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