Tyson Fury is undeniably one of the greatest heavyweight boxers of all time after emerging victorious from his trilogy with Deontay Wilder and he’s also seen as an inspirational figure by many after talking so openly about his struggles with addiction and mental health issues.

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Thankfully though, he’s now decided to share the secret of his success with us, claiming that everything he’s achieved has been down to the fact that he masturbates seven times a day. Fury was speaking on the Pat McAfee show when he said the following:

I put most of my success down to masturbation seven times a day.

Got to keep that blood pumping baby; the only thing I have been loading is testosterone from all the w***ing over the years.

Right hands and left hands depending on what I feel like.

OK so I’m pretty sure he’s joking about that but it’s very possible that he might actually wank seven times a day which seems kind of excessive, especially as he’s got a wife as well that he probably needs to keep satisfied (they’ve got five kids I think so he’s definitely been doing some shagging). Anyway, I’m pretty sure it would just end up hurting a regular guy to masturbate that much though, as well as being incredibly time consuming? I guess that’s why Tyson Fury is a superhuman and you and I are just regular guys though hey. Maybe try taking his advice and see what happens.

For more of the same, check out when this Arsenal live streamer forgot to turn off his webcam and had a wank in front of the world. Grim.