3) Yellow

Website: Daily Mail Online

Headline: Made In Essex? TOWIE’s Sam Faiers and MIC’s Rosie Fortescue display their unlikely sartorial similarities in copycat yellow crop-tops and matching midi-skirts

More Fitting Headline: Two girls wear the same colour by mistake

Summary: I must admit that I take a fairly large bit of pride in saying that I have no idea who these people are. I’ve heard of TOWIE and in fact accidentally watched an agonising couple of moments of Made in Chelsea once. But I have no clue who these divs are. But to hand it to them, they just got national press from wearing yellow on the same day. Also “sartorial”? The Daily Mail is getting a touch highbrow ain’t it?

TBH this story is great because it has loads of pictures of TOWIE and MIC people walking about and talking as if they are actual real life humans and stuff. Here’s the link – only kidding.

Quote To Note: “The fashion blogger teamed her yellow Miss Selfridge two-piece with this season’s must-have flats, the lime pointed spike-detail pumps by Valentino, while accessorising with a striking silver statement necklace”.

Favourite Reader’s Comments: Finally a DM commenter with some girth: “I watched my first ever TOWIE tonight having seen it mentioned so many times in the DM. My opinion is it is made by the brain dead, stars the brain dead, and is watched by the brain dead. I really couldn’t believe how awful it actually was. Anyone who has anything to do with it should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves and their IQ”. Or… “Wow..Fran has been eating some pies in her spare time!” – really?

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