Explosive Bowels

Now we’re off to balmy Sunderland to see how they’re getting on. Hows about this for a great hilarious joke: lie on your front, insert a rocket into your butt crack, light the fuse and laugh. Word of caution: make sure the rocket’s pointing in the right direction. Our Sunderland wonder didn’t. He was found with a scorched colon. He didn’t die but Darwin Awards officials class him as an “at-risk survivor”.

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