The Darwin Awards: Stupid Ways To Die #5

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Fondant Fight, Icing Incident

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It’s the year 2000 and we’re in New Jersey. A family has been happily baking until all of a sudden an argument flares up based around the chocolate cake icing. It’s a weird thing to argue about, but kids are mental and parents are generally exhausted so it doesn’t take much.

Andrew, the dad of the family blamed his son for stealing a missing canister of delicious icing and the son, 9 years old, was having none of it. They took the argument out to the garage where the father made the mistake of handing his son a knife and telling him that if he hated him so much then why not stab him? The son wouldn’t do it and handed the knife back. Andrew placed it back in his hand and goaded him some more. This time the kid cracked and stabbed him in the chest. He died.

Note to everyone: kids are stupid, don’t give them a knife for any reason.

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