A New Side Scrolling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Video Game Is Finally Being Released
Finally.
It’s a lot more hardcore than it used to be.
This is as bonkers as it sounds.
We like the sound of ‘Assorted Mystery Meat’.
This is for all of you who’ve been wondering what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would sound like if they had British accents (no-one).
It was a normal week at the San Antonio Zoo as a bunch of baby turtles were born. Except that one of them had two heads.