All posts tagged "Tortoise"
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4.0KNEWSRichard Bacon Denies Snorting Cocaine Off A Blue Peter Tortoise As He Addresses 1998 Sacking
If you say so.
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The World’s Oldest Tortoise Just Came Out As Gay
186 years in the closet.
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This Psychopathic Bitch Thought It Was Cool To Microwave Her Pet Turtle
There's now a petition calling for her to be punished.
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This Tortoise Had So Much Sex, He Had To Be Fitted With Wheels
Congrats on the sex.
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This Tortoise Has Saved His Species From Extinction By Shagging Every Tortoise In Sight
Legend.
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The EA Sports UFC Glitches Are An Absolute Must Watch
What were the developers smoking?
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Tortoise Fitted With LEGO Wheels After It Loses The Use Of Its Legs
LEGO wins again.
